Is Mother Earth Sexy?
Mother Earth must be sexy. She needs to be sexy, or why would so many worship her and want her? And if she wasn’t sexy then how did she become a mother? No one is going to want to get with some mother if she isn’t sexy even if she is the Mother Earth.
I guess if she wasn’t sexy then she would have never been Mother Earth, so it must be intrinsic that she is sexy. That is logical. That is in fact intrinsic. Maybe even scripture.
Mother Earth is sexy or Father Earth wouldn’t have wanted to have sex with Mother Earth.
Of course, this means Father Earth is also sexy because the Earth’s Mother isn’t a ho. She is obviously is not a ho because there is only one Earth that Mother Earth may have help create.